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Retro Theme

A Blast From The Past!

Ever thought, “Dude, I really wish my WordPress blog looked like an old, crappy Geocites website from the 90s?”

The Retro Theme was created as an April Fool’s joke, and designed to emulate the Geocities website styles of the late 90s.

Retro is a completely free WordPress theme. We intentionally designed the theme to look horrible. However, we found that this nostalgic style is actually appealing to some people. Despite the hideous appearance and annoying midi music on every page, the theme features solid development and a fully responsive framework. And hey — we were kind enough to include an option within the WordPress customizer to change or disable the music. We recommend disabling it. 😉

If you’re looking to bring some nostalgia into your blog, or play a practical joke on one your web clients — download Retro and give it a whirl.

Please Note: Theme support is not included with free themes.

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This theme is created for self-hosted WordPress websites. If you have a WordPress.COM blog, you will need to purchase the theme from, or have the theme hosted.

Retro Theme Features

  • Customizer Options
  • Responsive Framework
  • Retina Optimized
  • Hideous Appearance
  • Annoying Midi Music
  • Dancing Baby
  • Animated Gifs
  • HTML5 and CSS3
  • Comic Sans Font
  • Custom Header
  • Custom Background
  • Custom Menu
  • Neon Colors
  • Featured Images
  • Custom Page Templates
  • Numbered Pagination
  • Multiple Column Layouts
  • Widget Ready
  • Gravity Form Styling

Get Started

Start building your website with the Retro Theme!

Theme Setup Service

With our Theme Setup service we'll manually install WordPress, your Organic Theme and some essential plugins. In addition, we'll install demo content, setup your theme options, upload your logo, change the background and more!