Ever wished your fancy new WordPress blog looked like an old Geocities site from the Nineties? Probably not!

Nevertheless, that’s what you get with the Retro Theme from Organic Themes. The theme features the latest in web technology — background music, animated gifs, blinding colors, etc. In fact, we’re pretty sure if you traveled back in time using a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor and brought this website to the people of the past, you would no doubt be the new Mayor of Hill Valley.

Despite the putrid appearance, the code for the Retro Theme is actually quite solid. It’s a fully functional WordPress blog, and it’s FREE. Maybe you can use it as a practical joke. Maybe you have a client with an old HTML Front Page website that wants to use WordPress, but loves the design of their 1997 website. Maybe you’re crazy, and you actually dig this theme design.

Are we serious!?

Yeah, I guess so. It’s a real WordPress blog, and it’s FREEEE. Plus, we’re pretty sure this is the most elaborate April Fool’s joke ever attempted by a WordPress theme company.

Can I get some damn support!?!?

No. No you can’t. Not for this theme anyway. Does this look like the kind of theme we want to support? Well, kinda, but that’s beside the point! It’s FREE! We have to spend our time creating and supporting our pretty themes, not this ugly POS.