{"id":80,"date":"2015-03-25T15:35:02","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T15:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/?page_id=80"},"modified":"2015-03-25T15:37:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T15:37:39","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Ever wished your fancy new WordPress blog looked like an old Geocities site from the Nineties? Probably not!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nevertheless, that&#8217;s what you get with the Retro Theme from <a href=\"http:\/\/organicthemes.com\">Organic Themes<\/a>. The theme features the latest in web technology \u2014 background music, animated gifs, blinding colors, etc. In fact, we&#8217;re pretty sure if you traveled back in time using a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor and brought this website to the people of the past, you would no doubt be the new Mayor of Hill Valley.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the putrid appearance, the code for the Retro Theme is actually quite solid. It&#8217;s a fully functional WordPress blog, and it&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">FREE<\/span>. Maybe you can use it as a practical joke. Maybe you have a client with an old HTML Front Page website that wants to use WordPress, but loves the design of their 1997 website. Maybe you&#8217;re crazy, and you actually dig this theme design.<\/p>\n<h2>Are we serious!?<\/h2>\n<p>Yeah, I guess so. It&#8217;s a real WordPress blog, and it&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #00ffff;\">FREEEE<\/span>. Plus, we&#8217;re pretty sure this is the most elaborate April Fool&#8217;s joke ever attempted by a WordPress theme company.<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Can I get some damn support!?!?<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong>No.<\/strong><\/span> No you can&#8217;t. Not for this theme anyway. Does this look like the kind of theme we want to support? Well, kinda, but that&#8217;s beside the point! It&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">FREE<\/span>! We have to spend our time creating and supporting our pretty themes, not this ugly POS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wished your fancy new WordPress blog looked like an old Geocities site from the Nineties? Probably not! Nevertheless, that&#8217;s what you get with the Retro Theme from Organic Themes. The theme features the latest in web technology&#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/about\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-80","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/organicthemes.com\/demo\/retro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}